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Dear Madeline, when I asked you what Noah put inside the ark I was expecting a different answer than “car-seats and seat-belts.” But whatever. Dear self WHY did you decide to start a running program in JULY? The good news is that I’m pretty sure I sweat off 1/3 of my body weight every day. Dear husband, don’t party too hard while I’m gone. Don’t deny it; I know you do. Dear baby “Beyekah”, just a few more days till I hog your squishiness all to myself again. Dear Caleb, I noticed you managed to find a way to avoid seeing me altogether. Don’t worry though, I’ll save it all up till you come for Thanksgiving. And I’m not talking about Coke Zero…

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