Scenario: Just arrived home from taking Madeline to her dr. appointment. Jeremy is smoking a turkey and taking care of Susannah
Me: “Jeremy, why is there a gun scope in the kitchen?”
Jeremy: “I was using it to check the temperature of my meat”
Me: “Why didn’t you just go outside to check it?”
Jeremy: “I did, but Susannah kept locking me out of the house so I resorted to the scope….”
Hehehehee….!! Actually, not quite as funny when it’s happening to you as it is to everyone else. She locked me out the other day when I ran out to the mailbox. The difference between then and today? I had no key.