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Dear Madeline, happy birthday, fluffy.  I hope you feel better soon, little one.  Dear self, just so you know, taking down a license plate number when you see a (jerky) driver clip another car and then roar off doesn’t make you a Good Samaritan unless you actually stop and give the victim the license plate number.  Bad you.  But if one of my readers just happens to be the SUV that got hit on Military Pkwy this morning, I have the jerk’s license plate number…  Dear Susannah, no, the garage door opener clipped to the visor does NOT “make wings pop out of the car so it can fly.”  Sorry to disappoint.  But really, who need television with entertainment like you around?