Dear Madeline, no, the HHR (aka “Car Trouble”) does not have a Corvette motor in it. Nope, not even a “little, tiny” one. How did you become such a know-it-all so fast? Dear Susannah, even your ponytails have attitude. When you’re mad or upset, it shows everywhere. Dear husband, you and John E. are a bad combination. Very bad. Dear Susannah, you’re the cutest little helper ever. I just love you. Dear orange tree, your blossoms smell amazing. They should after I risked life and limb to save you from the hail storm.